Because I’m Jewish, a lot of people ask why I killed Christ. What can I say? It was an accident. It was one of those parties that got out of hand. I killed him because he wouldn’t become a doctor.
Lenny Bruce (1923-1966)
A man will cut your arm off and throw it in a river, but he’ll leave you as a human being intact. He won’t fuck with who you are. Women are non-violent, but they will shit inside of your heart.
Louis CK. (via the-mad-curator)
Syntax and vocabulary are overwhelming constraints — the rules that run us. Language is using us to talk — we think we’re using the language, but language is doing the thinking, we’re its slavish agents.
Hunter S. Thompson (via symptomofthe-universe)
tax the flesh and leave a cheap wound
fucked and fucking love and lay
congenitally fractured anyway
a welcome self-correction